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+ THE ADVENTURERS +
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+ THE PARTY (or a fraction of it, anyway): +
+ Arnold 12th level human barbarian (NG) +
+ Ged 14th/14th level grey elven priest/wizard (NG) +
+ Mongo 17th level dwarven fighter (CG) +
+ Gorin 9th level dwarven fighter (NG) +
+ SPECIAL GUEST STARS: +
+ Drexel human paladin (LG) +
+ Eyer wood elven fighter/acrobat (NG) +
+ Baltek high elven archer (NG) +
+ Date: 2/2/576 C.Y. (Common Year) +
+ Time: the middle of the night +
+ Place: a marsh east and south of Greyhawk +
+ Climate: cold and wet +
+ "What is the Way of the Warrior?" +
+ "The Way of the Warrior is Death." +
+ - seventeenth-century Japanese proverb +
CCCLXIV. The Swamp Rats
The party is in the process of being roused from a chilly and
Mongo: EVERYONE WAKE THE HELL UP!!! WE'VE GOT COMPANY!!!
trolls: (running out of their hiding places on all fronts, they
scream and yell as they close on the party) Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaargh!
The trolls were huge, smelly, and covered with slimy muck. They
had apparently spent hours creeping up on the campsite, such was
the completeness with which they surrounded the adventurers. Ged's
wyvern watch brought down a single foe, but the other trolls came
troll#2: (charges forward...then trips on a hidden rope, falling
face-first onto an underwater bed of sharpened spikes) Graaargh!
troll#3: (trips over a simple tied rope, hitting the water with a
troll#4: (unknowingly misses stepping on a spike) Rargh!
troll#5: (kicks through another rope, snapping it without incident)
Mongo: (meets the foe hammer-first, smacking the big humanoid's
shoulder) Get the fuck back!
troll#6: <SNAP> (its right arm dangles uselessly) Graargh! (it
swings, through a haze of pain, raking at the dwarf with its claws)
Mongo: (watches as the sharp talons snap off against his armor) Ha
ha ha! (he reverses his swing, crushing in the troll's face)
Gorin: (having ducked under a troll's clumsy blow, he bashes its
crotch with his shield's edge, then chops at its knee)
troll#5: Argh! (it hobbles as it turns, but Gorin catches the next
blow with his axe-edge)
troll#5: (its fist split neatly, to the wrist, it spews blood every-
The other adventurers weren't so fortunate, having been asleep as
the attack commenced...
Arnold: (getting to his feet, he is felled by a troll's dual fist-
troll#4: (kicks the warrior, knocking him away) Rrrarrr!
troll#3: (having climbed out of the pool it fell in, it wails as it
Drexel: (takes one blow on his armor, then manages to get his shield
up to block the second) Argh!
troll#3: (pounds away at the paladin, not giving him a chance to
unsheath his sword)
troll#2: (rises from the muck, a dozen of Eyer's sharpened spikes
buried in its face and chest) Graaaargh!
Eyer: (somehow on his feet already, he whips his sword from its
scabbard, casting a light blue glow upon the battle) Have at it,
troll#2: (complies, charging) Raaar!
Eyer: (leaps and slides, right through the foe's legs) Hah! (he
rolls through the marsh and stands, muddy but behind the troll
now, and slashes at its hamstring) Try again!
troll#2: (whirls and charges, infuriated)
Eyer: (leaps aside, lopping off two of the monster's fingers as it
misses with another swing) Too slow!
troll#2: (spins about again, almost losing its balance in the slimy
swamp beneath its feet)
troll#6: (lands a solid blow on Mongo's helm, dazing even the sturdy
Mongo: RAARG! (he belts the thing in the gut, crushing organs and
sending the troll to its knees) How'd you like _that_?!?
troll#4: (still pummeling Arnold)
Arnold: (gets his sword out, but the weapon is knocked out of his
troll#4: (raises both huge fists) Gaaar! (suddenly, an arrow sinks
into its open mouth) Glurk?
Baltek: (nearby, standing atop Drexel's magical blanket, he lets a
second arrow fly)
troll#4: (screams as the missile lands in its left eye) YAAAAGH!
Arnold: (forgotten by the troll for now, he scrambles through the
mud, after his sword) Aaa...
Drexel: (lashes out with his shield, knocking the troll back for the
split-second needed to draw his sword)
troll#3: (covers its eyes as a blazing light shines from the holy
Drexel: Ho, monster! Try me now!
troll#3: (half-blinded, it gropes at the warrior)
Drexel: (absolutely fearless, he slashes out with a mighty blow,
shearing through the troll's shoulder and chest)
Chaosbane: (buried somewhere in the foe's stomach) Foul vermin!
Taste the wrath of law and order!
troll#3: (shrieks as the sword blazes, burning its internal organs
and producing a stench most foul) Aaaaargh!
Drexel: So shall all evil pale before our might! (he wrenches his
blade free from the troll)
troll#3: (still screaming, though the burning has stopped, it reels
back and collides with troll#4)
troll#4: (flails as both it and its companion go down in the muck)
As the giant monsters got to their feet, a pillar of flame came
down from the night sky, right on top of them. Both trolls were
almost instantly roasted in the conflagration.
Ged: For Boccob!
Drexel: Ah, I wondered what you might be up to.
Ged: (smiles thinly) The best spells take a little longer to
Mongo: Well, I'll help you, then! (he eyes the huge pillar of
flame, then skillfully bashes his opponent with great power)
troll#6: (sails into the flames, screaming) Raaaaargh!
troll#5: (driven back by a flurry of blows from Gorin's axe)
Eyer: (poking and dodging troll#2, he spies an opportunity, and
leaps forth, to the marsh floor)
troll#5: (backing away from the furious Gorin, and not seeing Eyer
crouched behind its feet, it trips and falls backwards) Urrrr?
troll#2: (almost trips over the fallen troll#5) Graaar!
Arnold: (charging in from the side, he slashes with all his might)
troll#2: (sliced uncleanly in two, its halves fall into the marsh)
Arnold: (raises and shakes his bloody sword) Ah-nold!
Drexel: Well-done! (he moves in to dispatch troll#2)
troll#2: (staggering to its feet, it suddenly finds a pair of arrows
in its neck) Glurrr...
Eyer: (backstabs the monster, felling it) Yes!
Mongo: (picks up one of the troll halves)
Drexel: What in the world are you doing?
Mongo: These fuckers'll come back to life unless we toss 'em in the
fire. (he demonstrates)
Eyer: (already helping Gorin drag another troll carcass toward Ged's
Arnold: (looking around) Aaa.
Gorin: (walks up to Baltek) Good shooting, there.
Baltek: (grinning, perhaps for the first time since the trip began)
What, did you think I sat around sleeping _all_ the time?
Arnold: (also acknowledges the elf's fine archery, with a nod)
Eyer: (to Mongo) Our forces work well together.
Mongo: Yeah. A good omen, I think.
Shortly, all the trolls were gone, and the party had a pretty big
campfire as well. No one was seriously injured, though Ged did use
a minor healing enchantment on Arnold, to help remedy the beating
the warrior took. No one slept much more this night, and dawn found
the adventurers weary, yet eager to get out of the swamp. They had
a brief and simple breakfast...
Mongo: Sorry, I can't poach you people any eggs - they all got
smashed in the fight.
...and then moved east- and southward. By midday, the high, thick
grass of the bogs had thinned out, and within the hour, hills could
be seen ahead, rising from the marsh. This heralded the end of the
swamplands, and once free of their murk, it took the companions a
mere two hours' to march to Maure castle. Drexel had produced a
map, which Eyer had taken and used to guide the party. The elf's
navigational skills were extraordinary, for the group never strayed
off-course. At last, the castle loomed ahead, a tall, thin, ominous
structure of advanced age.
Drexel: At last - the lair of the evil ones!
Ged: Whew. (cleans mud from his arms and neck) By Boccob, our quest
Gorin: Didn't it begin days ago?
Eyer: Actually, it won't have really begun until we find that secret
Mongo: Right. So let's get looking.
They approached the haunted ruin cautiously, but if anyone or any-
thing watched them, there was no sign. The grass around the foot of
Maure Castle's high outer walls was high indeed, which was unusual
given the time of year. After almost half an hour of searching, a
concealed passage was found. Eight feet wide and only slightly
higher, it sloped downward at a rough thirty-degree angle.
Mongo: Should've known it'd be you who found it...
Eyer: Nonsense, my good dwarf. I was merely lucky.
Ged: (grips Lightbringer) Are we ready?
Gorin: (nods, axe in hand)
Lightbringer: I am!
Chaosbane: And I as well!
Drexel: (not to be outdone by his sword) Aye, we all are! (he
surveys the party, then notices and removes a glob of mud from his
Arnold: (draws his gigantic sword) Ah-nold!
Baltek: (strings his bow)
Mongo: (eyes the passage ahead) Well, then...shall we?
With those flippant comments, the seven adventurers began their
next: the unopenable doors
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notes: Hopefully the older among you will have figured out
where the party is, by now. If not, here's your first hint:
Gygax co-wrote it.
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