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+ Alindyar 17th level drow mage (N) +
+ Lyra 13th level female drow mage (N) +
+ Belphanior (14th)^3 level elven fighter/wizard/thief (CN) +
+ Otto 8th/10th level dwarven fighter/thief (CN) +
+ the wispy thing (N) +
+ Aja 9th level human priestess of Wee Jas (N) +
+ Jutokai 7th level human archer (LN) +
+ Kinichi 7th level human tracker (N) +
+ Ys 13th level reptilian fighter (LN) +
+ Bosco 12th level halfling thief (CN) +
+ Date: 1/2/577 C.Y. (Common Year) +
+ Time: the middle of the night +
+ Place: the frozen expanse known as the Land of Black Ice +
+ Climate: freezing +
+ "They could have killed you!" +
+ "I'm not that easy to kill." +
+ - from _First Knight_ +
DXLIII. The Ice-Worm
The adventurers' camp has been found by winter wolves, but these
predators have in turn been found by something else...
unseen wolf#2: Awwwroooo-yipe! Gurk-
Silence followed...and then the sound of crunching bone.
Belphanior: What the fuck was that?!
Otto: (cocks his crossbow) Somebody wake up Bosco.
Kinichi: (kicks Bosco)
Kinichi: We're under attack. Get up. Now.
The yelping of the wolves faded, then died out; they were gone.
The question was what had chased them away...and the answer was
not long in coming. A tremendous, orange, segmented creature,
much like a huge chitinous worm, burst into the camp! People,
supplies, and snow were scattered everywhere.
The thing was almost fifty feet long and about ten feet thick,
with many pairs of thin, hard legs. Its body was well-protected
by plates of natural armor, and a fanged head snaked about atop a
long, sinuous neck. The terrible fanged maw atop that head was
nearly ten feet wide. Small, disfunctional wings adorned the back
of its neck; these were dark orange, like the rest of its body
save for the center strip of its back, which was black.
Lyra: Is that a purple worm?
Alindyar: I seriously doubt it.
wispy thing: (regards the huge foe) Aaarp?
creature: (ignores the wisp) Bwaaaaaaar!
Whatever it was, the thing didn't waste any time. Writhing its
head and front half of its body into the air, while proceeding
forward on its rear legs, it suddenly lunged forward at the nearest
Belphanior: (slashes as the head darts forth, lightning-fast)
creature: (takes a gash on its chitinous snout) Bwaa!
Belphanior: (knocked aside by the horned head, he suffers some
minor scrapes) Urgh...
Jutokai: (bow in hand, he launches a steady stream of arrows at
the thing's back)
Not only did the arrows fail to penetrate the creature's plated
back, but their steel heads melted on contact!
Otto: Its back is hot - real hot!
Bosco: (stabs the worm-thing in the back, scoring only a shallow
hit, and shrieks in pain as his sword suddenly becomes too hot
to hold) Aaaaaaie! (he drops the weapon, running away) Aaaaa!
(he shoves both hands into the snow) <ssssss> Aaaaahhhh...
Ys: Bah. (he swings his huge sword, lopping off one of the thing's
legs as well as a chunk of its body)
creature: Bwaaaaaagh! (it turns and snaps at the reptilian with
its fanged maw)
Ys: (his armor punctured in several places, he recoils in pain)
Aaargh! (he pounds the beast over the head, once, twice, and
it lets go)
Kinichi: (on the other frontal flank, he slashes the creature in
the neck, drawing orange blood that steams as it meets the cold
Jutokai: (firing arrows at the beast's underbelly now, he scores
a couple of hits) Got him!
Otto: (having backed up and prepared a poisoned bolt, he takes
careful aim) Closer...come on...(he lets the missile fly)
creature: (hit in the side of the head by the bolt, it reels and
screams) Bwaaaaa! (lunging forward, amazingly fast, it bites
Otto: <crunch crunch> Aaargh!
Belphanior: Let him go! (he slices at the thing's head, shearing
off one eye and antenna)
creature: BWAAARRR! (it snaps around at Belphanior, but doesn't
get him; Otto is dropped)
Belphanior: (dances backward) Whoa.
Otto: (rolling away) Agh...
wispy thing: (flies in the creature's face, chirping and buzzing
loudly) Sssss! Bzzzz!
creature: (eyes the wisp) Bwaaar!
Alindyar: (ESPing to Lyra) As we planned, now - I will try fire,
while you try cold.
Lyra: (ESPing to Alindyar) Let's do it.
Alindyar blasted the monster with a sheet of flame, which drove
it back as it attempted to attack Belphanior. Lyra followed with
a cone of cold, which seemed to daze the foe but not hurt it.
creature: Bwaaaaa! (it lurches, snapping at Ys)
Ys: (gashed by the thing's fangs, he drops his sword) Argh!
creature: (trying to fit the big reptilian in its mouth, which
is no easy task)
Ys: (braces himself, then snakes around and grabs the thing in a
It was a wrestling match of epic proportions: the worm writhed
and coiled, its tiny legs flailing, while Ys kept a tight grip
around its neck right behind its head. The worm flipped itself
over, but Ys held on; they rolled about the camp, melting anything
that came in contact with the creature's now-red-hot back. Snow
and ice quickly turned to slush, making footing treacherous at
creature: (flips over suddenly)
Ys: (pinned beneath the thing's burning back) AAAARGH! (he lets
go, and lies there, burned) Argh...
creature: (regains its footing)
Bosco: (stabs it in the butt) Gotcha!
creature: (whirls to face the halfling) Bwaaaa!
Belphanior: (charges and leaps, his sword cleaving deeply into the
creature: (writhing in pain)
Belphanior: (draws back for another attack, but slips in the slush
that covers much of the ground, and falls on his butt) Oof!
Kinichi: (leaping in to take Belphanior's place, he slashes the
monster in the midsection) Now, while it's down - press the
Aja: (darts forth and swings her sickle, hitting the creature in
its remaining eye and causing it to convulse, and then go limp)
Kinichi: (alarmed) I didn't mean you...
Aja: (smiles and withdraws her sickle, which has no blood on it
despite the abundance of blood oozing from the creature's corpse)
Belphanior: Well-done...all of you.
Otto: Somebody had better see to Ys.
The reptilian was still conscious, but large parts of his arms,
hands, and chest were badly burned. Aja worked a powerful spell,
then bandaged the wounds.
Ys: My thanks. I suspect the damage looks worse than it is.
Aja: You still have to rest. (to Alindyar) Can you make one of
those floating disks for him to ride on?
Alindyar: Not a problem, though it may float a bit lower than
normal. The reptilian is a large one.
The other wounded adventurers were tended to, and wounds bound.
The camp seemed secure - there were no wolves about - though some
questions still remained unanswered.
Alindyar: How did that creature bypass my illusions and find our
Kinichi: Maybe it tracks prey in a different way than we're used
Otto: Maybe it followed the wolves.
Aja: Maybe it's magical.
Lyra: (ESPing to Alindyar) Well, _there's_ an original answer.
Bosco: Maybe it was just too stupid to know the wolves were there.
(he collects some of the slain creature's blood in a glass jar)
Ow. I sure hope somebody'll buy this.
Otto: Now there's an idea. (he begins hunting for a glass jar of
wispy thing: (flies into the corpse's open maw) Pffft?
Belphanior: Okay, the fun's over. Let's try to use what's left
of the night for rest.
Aja: How can you sleep after all that?
Belphanior: Years of practice.
The remainder of the night passed uneventfully - not that anyone
really got any sleep - and the following morning saw them continue
on their way, weary and sore. The combination of the lack of sleep,
the weariness of battle, and the cold was really starting to get to
them. Bodies were sore and moods were foul. Of course, when it
rained, it poured; it wasn't even midday before they heard the not-
so-distant baying of wolves...
Belphanior: I am _not_ in the mood for this.
Aja: Sounds like they're getting closer...and fast.
Otto: (shaking his head) They're already close.
Jutokai: (gets his bow and begins stringing it)
Lyra: (flies directly upward) Uh-oh.
The wolves were closer than they sounded; only moments passed
before a dozen of the beasts - big, grey, hairy ones - tore into
Otto: To arms! (he forgoes his usual crossbow tactics since the
beasts are running rampant, at close range) Don't let them overrun
us! (he draws his sword) Get-
giant wolf #1: (bowls the dwarf over, fangs and claws ripping at
lightly-armored flesh) Rrrrrgh!
Jutokai: (brings his bow about, shooting a leaping wolf)
giant wolf #2: (hit in one leg, it still plows into the archer,
bringing him down and knocking his bow away) Graar!
Kinichi: (whips out his bola, hurling it at a passing wolf)
giant wolf #3: (its hind legs snared by the tough cord, it falls,
pawing uselessly) Grrr!
giant wolf #4: (bounds forth, leaping at the tracker) Snarl!
giant wolves #5 & 6 : (pounce upon Ys)
Ys: (still without weapon in hand) Ungh!
giant wolf #7: (also leaps upon the reptilian)
Bosco: (takes to the air, his winged boots flapping) Feet, don't
fail me now!
giant wolf #8: (leaps up, slashing at the halfling) Graar! (it
misses by inches)
wispy thing: (circles the wolf's head) Fssss!
giant wolf #8: (confused, it snaps at the wispy thing, without any
wispy thing: (grins) Snrrp.
Aja: (draws her sickle, swiping at a wolf that now faces her) Die,
giant wolf #9: (evades her attack, growling) Rrrr...
Alindyar: (finds himself beset by another wolf before he can even
think about casting a spell)
giant wolf #10: (menaces the dark elf) Grrrr...
giant wolf #11: (pounces upon Belphanior) Raargh!
Belphanior: (hit from behind, he goes down) Unf!
Lyra: (still hovering in the air, she works a spell, sending magic
missiles at several of the wolves)
giant wolf #1: (blasted, it howls in pain) Yowl!
giant wolf #2: (likewise) Yaargh!
giant wolf #5: Yowlp!
giant wolf #8: Yipe!
giant wolf #10: Yap!
wispy thing: Yrrrp!
giant wolf #1: (ripping at Otto) Graar! Raargh!
Otto: (ignores the pain that the claws are inflicting, drawing his
barbed knife) Take this! (he rams the blade into the wolf's
giant wolf #1: Yowlp! (it thrashes about, bright red blood
spurting from the wound)
Otto: (rips the knife out and kicks the wolf aside, rolling to his
feet, staggering from his wounds) Argh...
giant wolf #2: (tearing at Jutokai) Graarrrgh!
Jutokai: (realizes that he's pretty much helpless without a melee
weapon and a standing start) Help!
giant wolf #3: (still snared by Kinichi's bola, it rolls around on
the ground) Grrrar!
giant wolf #4: (leaps at Kinichi) Raarg!
Kinichi: (slashes at the wolf, severing one of its front paws)
giant wolf #4: <yelp>
Kinichi: (stabs the animal in the side, then whirls, heading for
Jutokai and his attacker)
giant wolves #5, 6, & 7: (latched onto Ys, they rend and tear)
Ys: (unable to dislodge the one on his back, he instead focuses on
the one on his leg)
giant wolf #6: (suddenly finds itself sailing through the air)
Ys: (swings his arm, which is being mauled by another of the
wolves, at the frozen ground)
giant wolf #7: (smashed against the hard ground, its back breaks)
giant wolf #5: (continues to tear at Ys' broad back)
giant wolf #8: (joins giant wolf #9 in circling Aja) Grrr...
giant wolf #9: (prepares to leap at Aja)
wispy thing: (buzzes around the wolf's face) Sssss!
giant wolf #9: Grr? (it paws at the air as the wispy thing darts
Aja: (lashes out suddenly, her sickle biting deeply into the foe's
giant wolf #9: (leaps back, yelping, as blood sprays from the cut)
Aja: (muttering a prayer of thanks to Wee Jas)
Alindyar: (brings his staff of power to bear, firing a gray ray
at his attacker)
giant wolf #10: (hit by the ray, its muscles wither away) Yowl?
(it falls to the ground feebly)
Lyra: (spellcasting, she ESPs to Alindyar) Move backward, now!
Alindyar: (obeys without hesitation)
Lyra: (drops a web, covering wolves #10, 9, 4, and 3 with her
strategic placement) Got them!
Kinichi: (gazes briefly at the trapped foes) Whoa. The wizards
_are_ useful for something. (he turns his attention to the wolf
which is attacking Jutokai)
giant wolf #2: (suddenly finds the tracker's blade cleaving its
head in half) Rrrrr...(it drops, twitching)
Jutokai: Ung...(badly mauled, he rolls about, in pain)
Bosco: (swoops down, backstabbing giant wolf #8 as it circles Aja)
giant wolf #8: Graaargh! (it swipes at the halfling, but misses,
then falls, bleeding badly)
Ys: (falls to the ground, trying to smash the attacker on his back)
giant wolf #5: (crushed, it yelps in pain as bones break)
Ys: (sits up, reaches around, and pries the wolf from his back)
Got you...(he rips it in half, tossing the parts away)
giant wolf #1: (lurching to its feet, it staggers toward Otto)
Alindyar: (points his staff at the animal, speaking a command word)
giant wolf #1: (bursts into flames) YOWWWWL! (it runs away, but
doesn't get far before keeling over, still howling and flailing)
giant wolf #11: (ripping at Belphanior) Graar!
Belphanior: (strengthened by his magical gauntlets, he grabs the
wolf's head in his hands...and twists)
The animal's head was wrenched from its body, and steaming blood
spurted everywhere, bathing the elf in crimson gore.
Belphanior: (stands, holding the dripping head aloft as he draws
The elf strode back into the melee, right as the wolf snared by
Kinichi's bola finally freed itself. Belphanior brought Blackrazor
down just as the wolf turned and saw him. The animal's body was
sheared nearly in two, such was the force of the blow.
giant wolf #3: (collapses, a quickly-widening pool of blood under
Belphanior: (looks around insanely, then hurls the wolf's severed
head at another wolf that remains alive)
giant wolf #6: (having recovered from being hurled away by Ys, it
is about to pounce on Aja) Rrrwl? (the other wolf's head hits
its flank) Rrrr...
Belphanior: (leaps himself, landing atop the wolf as he locks one
arm around its neck)
giant wolf #6: (bucks and paws in vain) Graar!
Belphanior: (draws his blade across the beast's throat)
giant wolf #6: (crumples to the ground, dying)
Belphanior: (stands) Who's next?
In truth, there was no clear answer; all of the wolves were dead
or dying, or being dispatched by the others...
Alindyar: (eyeing the wolves trapped in Lyra's web) Hmm. (almost
as an afterthought, he blasts them with a sheet of flame, igniting
them and the web) Almost forgot.
Most of the adventurers were wounded, and those with healing potions
drank them. Aja used a powerful spell to heal Jutokai, while Lyra and
Bosco flew around, checking for any other wolves that might be about.
Kinichi recovered his bola, while Belphanior and Ys piled the corpses
Ys: Why are we doing this?
Belphanior: (his hand glows, then emits a wave of fire, which sets
the corpses aflame) Force of habit.
Soon, they got moving again; Jutokai was still woozy from the
battle, and Lyra conjured a second floating disc for him to ride
along on. Bosco elected to keep to the air as well, and with him
and Lyra guiding the way from above, the party got back on track.
They kept their eyes open for further attacks, but there were none,
and they made good time, pausing only briefly for rest and meals.
By dusk they were closing in on their bizarre destination...
Bosco: (hovering fifty feet in the air) City ho!
And so it was; in the distance, they could see the glint of
sunlight on metal. An hour later, as they drew closer, they were
able to make out a number of perfectly rounded towers. These
seemed to rise from the dark snow itself, but those who had been
here before knew that the snowdrifts were piled high, concealing
the city's metallic walls.
Everyone marvelled at the sight, except for Belphanior, the two
drow, and Bosco, who had seen it many years ago. Those four simply
marvelled at the sight a second time.
Lyra: I believe that's what Peyote said last time...
next: in they go
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notes: April 15 has come and gone. Tax time. Of course, I
already took care of all that crap in February, and got my money
The ice worm in this episode was actually an oddly-colored
Attention, all you readers who wanted to know where the
Aristobulus stories were on the internet. Here is the original
place I found them (thanks to Nathan Weismuller) and the place
they have been copied to (thanks to David Murphy) :
ftp.cs.pdx.edu in /pub/frp/stories/aristobulus
And now for one final thing:
I've been thinking about doing another little survey for a while
now, so here it is. This one will allow me to update my demographic
and it will also give me an idea of how the readers are reacting to
the saga as a whole. I will publish the results when all of them
seem to be in.
What I'd like to know:
1) your age
2) country you live in
3) favorite Adventurer (includes henchpeople; please just pick one)
4) favorite non-Adventurer character
5) have you been reading since the original release of #1 (in late
1991) or did you discover Adventurers after that? (either/or
6) would you mind seeing the Adventurers saga end (except for
special one-shots and such) if it meant I'd produce something new
and different? (yes/no answer please)
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I made one? (yes/no answer)
8) what is your favorite type of storytelling (dungeoncrawl, battle,
9) do you use any of the web or ftp sites to get your episodes? if
so, which one?
If you don't want to answer a question, aren't sure, or can't decide,
please leave it blank (don't give me multiple choices, I cannot tally
As soon as each vote is tallied, I will delete the email, so none
of this will be on record.
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