People Who Can Kiss My Ass

Friday 10 January 2003

• Families who sit in the smoking section with their infant(s)
• Women whose perfume I can smell fifty feet away (I've found that usually, these people are also dressed so gaudily that I can see them from several hundred feet away)
• People who have a gym conversation that completely encompasses my 30-minute cardio workout
• Someone who chews gum with their mouth open
• Anyone who leaves the house in sub-freezing weather wearing open-toed sandals
• People who borrow things and then you go to their office or home and find the item they borrowed merged into their own possessions
• Anyone who can't be away from the internet for more than one day
• Anyone who schedules meetings at 5 pm on a Friday